See You Next Wednesday (2011)

See You Next Wednesday was held on May 25, 2011. The show bridges the events of In My Ass and DUG DEEP!.

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It's time for the inaugural episode of See You Next Wednesday! In the opening segment of tonight's show, Walter, Goldust, and Count Out were shown backstage wearing Geisha outfits. Walter claimed that Chinese people are into this kind of thing. Ron Simmons passed by, saw the three, and said "DAMN!"

The Undertaker was scheduled to face Walter P. Wiley tonight for the World Heavyweight title. However, when he asked what the show he was getting his title shot on was called, he was told See You Next Wednesday. Undertaker stared blankly and left the room. He has not been seen since.

With help from Jimmy Hart's climbing ability, Earthquake defeated Chris Jericho in an Intercontinental title match...by count out. Therefore, Jericho retains the gold. Jimmy said he was going to call his lawyer and Earthquake followed up with "WE SHOULD BE THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!"

Winslow J. Wiley should have won the Million Dollar title from Andre. However, Ted DiBiase was standing on the apron in a lengthy staring contest with JR, which had the referee distracted for ten minutes. Winslow, out of frustration, kicked the ref and was disqualified.

In the main event, Rey Mysterio and Big Show took on Dark Dynamite Derek and his mystery partner, Mr. Lex Luger, in a Tornado Tag match. During the match, the referee was knocked out when Rey took down everyone with a moonsualt off the middle rope and was replaced by another. While Rey delivered the 619 to Luger, Derek hit Big Show with Boom Goes The Dynamite. One referee counted Rey's pin while the other counted Derek's. Therefore, the match was ruled a no contest.

To close the show, Walter held a Live Sex Celebration with his wife, Tits. However, when he called Tits to the ring, a dumpy man with glasses entered the ring. Walter made a similar displeased face that he made when he first laid eyes on his son. Just then, Bret Hart entered the ring and chased Walter from it. Bret then brought Melina into the ring and fucked her brains out on Walter's bed while Tits Guess watched on.