SvR06 Awards (2012)

The 2012 SvR06 Awards were the second annual awards issued to the various competitors, matches, and moments that occured throughout the year. The awards were issued on January 6, 2013.

Results
BFFs of the Year: DCR and JBL. JBL, in a full body cast, joined DCR to accept the award. As JBL was saying that he would do anything for DCR, his associate accidentally dropped the award on JBL's already broken foot.

OH MY GAWD! Moment of the Year: J-Pac clotheslines Disco Drew off the top of the cell. J-Pac accepted the award and took this opportunity to announce his inclusion in the 2013 Laugh Like Pee-wee match. J-Pac promised to make 2013 his year, starting with winning the Pee-wee.

LOL XD Moment of the Year: The Pranksters air a video of Walter singing "Call Me Maybe" in the nude. The award was accepted by Tatanka, along with Walter's attorney, who stated that Walter will not be appearing tonight or any other night soon as he is suing Commissioner Flair for defamation.

Obscene Hand Gesture Moment of the Year: Dynamite Derek returns in the Laugh Like Pee-wee match. Dynamite Derek accepted the award and stated that he will once again be entering the Laugh Like Pee-wee match this year to prevent any evil-doers from obtaining victory. Kane Paul interrupted his victory speech and said that Derek was being a simple-minded Obama drone. Kane said that he feels that nobody should tell them one guy has to win the Pee-wee. In fact, he thinks everyone should be allowed to win. And by everyone, he specifically means himself. Moments later, Robin Derekson, ace reporter, was spotted exiting a phone booth and immediately began writing an article on why Kane Paul has a bad work rate.

Match of the Year: King Hippo vs. Iron Sheik. Neither competitor could be on hand to accept the award, so newcomer Super Sheik accepted it on their behalf. Super Sheik said that while he was not involved in this match in any way, King the Hippo, Da Blue Meano, and Brian Blair are all punk that deserve to be humbled.

Superstar of the Year: Carlito. The WWE Champion accepted the award, along with fellow afro enthusiast Disco Drew. Disco pulled out an excessively lengthy list of reasons why Carlito is cool and began to read it. Before he could get very far, the duo were covered with pounds of apple sauce that had been dumped from the ceiling. In the rafters, The Pranksters toasted Frozone with their oversized water bottles.