Thursday Night's Main Event (2012)

Thursday Night's Main Event was the third of the Main Event series, held on April 12, 2012. The show bridges the events of Laugh Like Pee-wee and Diaz's Fuck Fest VIII.

Results
In a pre-Fest, Teddy Long booked Thursday Night's Main Event, the show was opened with a tag team match! The team of Iron Sheik and trainer Doc Louis took on King Hippo and trainer Blue Meanie. Although Doc channeled his inner Kevin Nash, it was a count out of King Hippo that won Sheik and Louis the tag team contest. However, this Saturday, there will be no count outs to save Sheik from the South Pacific Savage.

In a 15-man battle royal, DCR overcame Kingpin, William Regal, Goldust, Shelton Benjamin, Eugene, Hall of Fame inductee Junkyard Dog, Steve Williams, Count Out, Scotty 2 Hotty, Steven Richards, Sylvain Grenier, Al Snow, Commissioner Slaughter, and Lex Luger to win Teddy Long's Silver Dollar Collection. Unfortunately, after discovering they had no value on Minecraft, DCR hit Teddy from behind with the sack they were delivered in.

In a 6-man Hell in a Cell, Hurricane, Scotty 2 Hotty, Jimmy Hart, Al Snow, Count Out, and Mark Jindrak battled it out for the vacant Hardcore title. In the end, Mark Jindrak put an end to Jimmy Hart's hardcore dreams, and possibly life, when he pinned him to win the Hardcore Championship.

In another battle royal, Hogan 80s defeated Rey Mysterio, Ricardo Diaz, Batista, Chris Masters, Big Show, Andre the Giant, Dark Dynamite Derek, Booker T, Junkyard Dog, Dynamite Derek, Steve Williams, Hollywood Nova, Charlie Haas, Paul London, Rene Dupree, Heidenreich, Eugene, Tajiri, and Stone Cold to win a lifetime supply of Aunt Long's Silver Dollar Pancakes. We asked Hogan for a response, to which he said, "Oh dude, do you think those pancakes have shit in them? Cause I'm gonna eat the shit out of them, brother!"

In the main event of the Main Event, J-Pac, Dark Dynamite Derek, and Perfect Ben teamed up to take on Disco Drew, Dynamite Derek, and DEFAULT in a Elimination Tag Team match. Within the first minute, Perfect Ben and Dynamite Derek were both counted out while DEFAULT danced in the ring. Shortly thereafter, Dark Dynamite Derek and DEFAULT were simultaneously counted out as well. It wasn't long before J-Pac grabbed a steel chair and hit Disco Drew straight in the fro, sending an effective message to his Fest opponent.